I have invented a completely new way of recording and replaying music that sounds better than anything else you have heard in your life before.

I currently have recordings of a string quartet and a brass jazz band. I would like to make a recording of a small band with a female vocalist and lightweight percussion and one or two other instruments.

You would need to bring your instruments to a special recording facility in central London and sign a non-disclosure agreement.

I could pay travel expenses only but if the recordings get anywhere you would get royalties.

Anyone interested?